Part pushover, part doormat, Philip is all heart. Hopelessly in love with his boss, he never refuses ‘toilet duty’ at his cafe job. But when he zoids up, his brain doubles in size and affords him super-intelligence! Super convenient!
Dan Beirne is an award-winning actor and writer living in Toronto. Co-creator of multiple web series like The Bitter End and Dad Drives (Canadian Comedy Award 2013 for Best Writing in TV or Web), he has received much acclaim for his work in subtle, understated comedy. He is currently developing his first feature film, and continues to write fiction for Said the Gramophone, one of TIME’s Best Blogs of 2009.